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plz,

DO NOT DRINK THIS ‘ENERGY BEVERAGE’

It looks cool. It tastes delicious.

It is a panic attack in a can.

It will cause you to compulsively re-edit your TumblrBlog into oblivion.

It will cause you to neglect hygeine. Socialization. Bladder functions. Other sorts of educational/self-improvement obligations.

IF YOU DO, AGAINST ALL AFOREMENTIONED CAUTION, INDEED HAPPEN TO HAVE INJESTED THIS BEVERAGE,

Please do everything you can to not simultaenously listen to the just-as-jittery and efferescent “Which Song” by Max Tundra.

(Available to you, assuming you have not consumed an “Amp Energy Elevate” beverage, by clicking above).

They are both sweet and addictive. Separate, they are powerful. Together, they will kill you.

Seriously.